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What’s better: nude mods, or going into guts and meat?Vote on this terrible question to help decide the best thing in games

Vote on this terrible question to help decide the best thing in games

Raz rolls through a horrible level of teeth and gums and tongues in a Psychonauts 2 screenshot.

Nude mods

If a game has mod support, someone has made a nude mod stripping characters of their clothes. If a game does not have mod support, someone has tried to hack it to make them go about in the nip. If nudity can’t be hacked into the game, someone will have tried to dress characters in ways that make them look nude, or tried to find garment-removing glitches, or… I don’t know why but nude mods are ubiquitous in PC gaming. We must recognise their wild popularity and accordingly consider them a potential candidate for best thing.

Playing Quake with a nude modThank me for playingSexQuakeso you don’t have toWatch on YouTube

Playing Quake with a nude mod

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Going into guts and meat

I’m also willing to count writhing, sprawling tracts of flesh which aren’t quite bodies. You can be delighted with the meatwizard’s fleshy home makeover inVampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlineshere. I also count theMass Effect 2mission inside a derelict Reaper, though sadly it only had a few lifeform-feeling parts and was mostly just another metal spaceship. Reader dear, if you wish to bend this thing in other directions to fit in more guts, I’m certainly willing to hear you out if you make a convincing case.

But which is better?

Guts for me, not a moment of hesitation. If you answer “both, together” I will do my level best to get you banned from cyberspace.