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Total War: Warhammer 3 reveals Slaneesh’s horny, hedonistic armyThey’re coming to seduce you
They’re coming to seduce you
While some Chaos gods have perfectly reasonable cover stories for their interests in pursuits like decay and mutation or murder and mutilation (I mean, one can hardly get skulls for one’s skull throne at Ikea), Slaneesh is unashamedly ‘horny on main’ (as middle-aged people like me believe young people might still say, possibly?). This much is clear in a new trailer which introduces the Slaneesh ofTotal War: Warhammer 3, clad in hot pinks and meat lingerie.
Enter the World of Slaanesh | Total War: WARHAMMER IIIWatch on YouTube
Enter the World of Slaanesh | Total War: WARHAMMER III
As developers Creative Assembly explain in today’s announcement, Slaneesh is “dedicated to the pursuit of excess, gratification, hedonism, pain and perfection at the expense of any other soul.” The sort of lad who doubtless playshorny games like Succubus(a link for RPS Supporters only, there).
On the campaign map, a Slaneesh player’s devotion to excess can screw with enemies. You can force ‘gifts’ onto enemy characters to cripple them (terminal horniness, eh?), can forcibly vassalise factions through seduction, and can capture Devotees from battles, through cults, and other ways.
Total Warhammer 3 is due to launch on the 17th of February. It’s also one of the manygames coming to Xbox Game Pass For PC in 2022.
