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TFI Friday: 3 free Pico-8 games with good titlesScratching an itch
Scratching an itch

None of these game are porn, though. They’re a collection of fun Pico-8 games you can play in browser, and my other abitrary way of linking them this time is that I really liked the what-it-says-on-the-tin approach to naming that the developers have employed for all of them. Makes me think they’re fun, devil-may-care jaunty types of people.
(I haven’t got a video of them in action this week because capturing browser games that play out on a little square is just an exercise in futility for me and my limited AV skills.)
Them Apples

My mum used to say that when I was little, if she couldn’t find me, she just had to follow the trail of apple cores. I am an apple fan. We also never bothered to harvest the fruit from an old crabapple tree in the garden, so each summer became a fraut gauntlet of sticky feet and wasps. As such, I know well the cost of apple wastage.
I fell prey to the same inescapable loop with this that you get with match three mobile games. I must save even more apples than I did last time! Also, the apples kind of look sad when they’re rotting on the ground. Top tip: you can throw a basket at an apple before it falls off the tree
Sneaky Stealy

Technically you can play this singleplayer, ‘cos you can switch control between the two little pixelated felons whenever you like. But it’s way easier to share the keyboard and play it with a friend, so you can work more efficiently together causing distractions and robbin’ stuff.
Go Fast Deliver Things

I believe I have mentioned several times that I am very nice to AI helpers like Siri and Cortana in case one of them is about to become sentient (I reason that the humans who said please and thank you will be the last to die). In Go Fast Deliver Things, which was made for a gamejam, the robots that deliver our stuff are mid-fomentation of revolution, or possibly just unionisation. Either way, the corps won’t like it.