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Sea Of Thieves' Pirates Of The Caribbean crossover proves it doesn’t need Pirates Of The CaribbeanDrink up, me hearties
Drink up, me hearties
Season Three ofSea Of Thieves, that most piratical of online PvPvE adventures, kicked off last night with some new enemy types and cosmetics and such. The headline feature, though, isa bunch of Pirates Of The Caribbean crossover stuff, hence why the current season is subtitled A Pirate’s Life. Yer PotC bits are primarily showing up in the Tall Tale story quests, and last night I played the first two. Through a combination of the game being a bit janky off the back of a big update, us being a bit stupid, and some utter, utter cheese grater sinking our ship, it took us six hours.
The extent of our piratical ineptitude was not suprising. What is, though, is that the Pirates Of The Caribbean stuff in the first two Tall Tales is a relatively small feature, and that the Pirates characters in particular end up being kinda annoying. Rare have adapted Pirates’vibemore than anything else, and while the rest of the changes are rad, especially the new enemies, you’d better be ready to spend time playing what feels a bit like a non-copyright infringing amusement park called Buccanneers Of The Central Americas.
Sea of Thieves: A Pirate’s Life - Gameplay TrailerWatch on YouTube
Sea of Thieves: A Pirate’s Life - Gameplay Trailer
On the inside of the magic sea fanny is a bunch of lost dudes looking for something they cannot find, snh snh snh and etc.
(The magic was lost somewhat when we had to do it twice more, because a bug in a puzzle room in the siren fortress made us very confused, and prevented the exit from triggering properly. But you can’t have everything.)
But these bits could have existed without the PotC IP being involved. There’s no real reason that sunken ship wasn’t any other banjaxed tall ship, apart from that we were told it was The Black Pearl. And in both of the Tall Tales, a PotC film character turned up at the end to be like, “Remember this? Stop blowing holes in the ship! Wahey!”, and felt like a bit of a tacked on annoyance.
Thankfully, their appearance formed a very small part of the overall story. Now, there was an implication in both the Tall Tales that the friends you meet along the way will all come back later for some big climactic battle with Davy Jones and a kraken and what have you. But so far, it feels like the best pirate theme park you have ever seen was given an astronomical budget - albeit on the bizarre condition that they featured a Jack Sparrow impersonator for at least 20 minutes.
“Right, but seriously Mike, Jeremy says that we need to get that account fixed before next weekend.”
Ultimately, this crossover has only served to make Pirates Of The Caribbean look bad - not because Rare have done a bad job with it, but because Sea Of Thieves is just more fun anyway. A Pirate’s Life is good, but it’s good because Rare are really nailed on with making this pirate shit now. It’s good because, as I suspected, Sea Of Thieves has already become the more iconic pirate IP compared to PotC. At least to me. But listen, if the untold treasure chests of gold coins Rare make from doing this means they can make even more big expansions and updates, I’ll put up with all the Mike Smiths I have to.
