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Have You Played… Two Point Hospital?The doctor will see you now
The doctor will see you now
Like many, Theme Hospital was a mainstay of my middle childhood. Bullfrog’s appreciably wacky approach to a hospital management sim has ensured that, to this day, management sims are one of the only strategy-adjacent sort ofstrategy gamesthat I really enjoy. And a few years ago, a new stuidio emerged to take up that odd torch, providing us withTwo Point Hospital.
TPH is a world of for-profit hospitals, and given my own acumen as a hospital manager under those conditions, I’m sure that I would never want to see the back of the NHS. But it’s also terrific fun, introducing a suite of new weird diseases and corresponding treatment machines for them. My favourite is animal magnetism, an affliction that means small furry creatures are stuck to the patient. There’s aso grey anatomy, which renders them entirely greyscale. It’s the sort of game where an appreciation for dreadful puns is sort of a prerequisite. Your janitorial staff also need to be able to deal with ghosts
Plus the hospital must be laid out as efficiently as possible. Everyone needs access to toilets, for example, and a freezing hospital is not a well-rated hospital. But heating, like extra doctors, is expensive… And if you like the base game, there are about half a dozen weird and wonderful DLC expansion that add new diseases and themed areas.
Two Point Campus | Official Announce TrailerWatch on YouTube
Two Point Campus | Official Announce Trailer
